ASTROLOGY FOR FUNZIES
Capricorn..........Dec 23 - Jan 23
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns actually went out of back in 1989. Capricorns don't realize they are ever wrong, they do however realize you always are. Especially when their meds have worn
off...or even not. Cappys believe they are both charismatic and logical. In reality, they are tight-assed and nitpicky! Most of the people that are arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Jokes aside, I love my Cappy friends and family. I wouldn't change a thing about any of them.
Kaya's Corner! ... Serious Stuff!
FREE WITCHES, CAUSE YOU
HAS TA PAY ATTENTION!
DON'T YOU ACT ALL ESOTERIC CAUSE I BEEN TO THE ASTRAL PLANE AND NO ONE THERE KNEW YOUR ASS!
NO KEKE, YOU'RE NOT A WITCH JUST CAUSE YOU BUY SAGE AT WHOLEFOODS!
I WILL BE BACK TO ENTERTAIN YOU ALL WITH MY WIT AND WISDOM ~ kAYA